Soft, quality made Earth Positive black UNISEX t-shirt
Lovingly screen printed on the front and back by hand with vegan inks.
Climate neutral
Made from 100% combed organic cotton
Proudly part of the Fair Wear Foundation
No use of forced or child labour
Suitable for vegans
10% of profits go to The Retreat Animal Rescue
Artwork by James Alexander

I couldn't have come up with all these parody vegan band names on my own, so here's a list of those responsible from all over Facebook, Instagram and Reddit who chipped in with ideas! Thanks guys! :

Hummus Priest - Elsie McFossil

Tofu Fighters - Paul Eisenhut

Oatep - Rhian Davies

Nirbanana / Militant Street Preachers - Clive Williams

Nine Inch Kales - Paul Eisenhut

Hemp Bizkit - Nicola Murphy

Enter Shiitake / Gojira Berries - Yetti Biskit

Meatless Loaf - Bryce Cuniff

Nooch Found Glory - Lucy Holland

Killswitch Disengage - Neil Sharma

Ramenstein - Yetti Biskit / Francesca Louise

Soy Division - Ellie-Rose Anderson

Raging Sweetcorn / Nutribullet for my Valentine / Gwarcamole - Lucy Burton

Papa Nooch - Tom Phaezek Small

Alien Plant Farm / Flogging Guacamolly - Tom Phaezek Small

Sage Against The Machine - Tina Smith

Greens of the Stone Age - Grace Drummond

Five finger fruit punch / Vegadeth - Alex Weaver

Alice in Grains / Starch Enemy - Fred Faron

Vegadeth - Alex Weaver

Pastadon - Violet Bloom

My Cauliflower Romance - Ken Jane

Parkway Chive - Matthew James Hutcherson

Unleash The Animals / The Offspringrolls / Caneshuggah - Chris Murphy

Slaughterhouse Silence - Reg Thomas

Church Of Seitan - Kirk Bitar

Uncage The Elephant - Marc Garcia

Pan!c At The Dairy Aisle - Berghaus Mera Peak

Carbocide / Children of The Quorn - Disco Nouvo

Tenacious Vitamin D - Katy Bobby

ToFu Manchu - Kellie Ashworth

Salads of Mercy - frau_panzel

Mercyful Plate - justdontgeddit

Cradle of fruit / Black Salad - Men-Are-Human

Theory of a Dead Ram - kenta-_-

Thy Meat is Murder / Beyond Predation - gamergal666

Any Vegan Day / Veganescence / Fear Factory Farming / Veganed Sevenfold - Gwen Knopperts

Encaged / Fleshless Feast - Jessica Sadler

The Liberators - Michael Menzel

Moshed Potatoes / Herbivirus - Stephanie Marie Morgan

The Abolitionist / Banish The Slaughter - Alexandre Julio

Death by Hummus - Pam Donato

Tempeh Tantrum - Cornelia Perkins

Plantera - Ed Thompson

Seitanic / Kalestorm - MzMela

Corn - allymacster

Cruciferous Ritual - roberts1243

Sentient Suffering / Vengeful Veal - kahleesky

Prophets of Sage / Blood Oranges / Killer Quinoa - TriggerHippie0202

Saladist / Vedgelord - Vedgelord

Almond Amaranth (and logo design) - Ralph Mousel

'Respect Existence or Expect Resistance' Organic Black Vegan T-Shirt

Soft, quality made Earth Positive black UNISEX t-shirt

Lovingly screen printed by hand

Made from 100% combed organic cotton

Proudly part of the Fair Wear Foundation

No use of forced or child labour

Suitable for vegans

10% of profits go to Pigs in The Wood